elizabuttt: you hate everyone? yeah well, everyone hates you.
Thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes! Apparently it’s not my sweet 16, I’m 40 according to SOMEBODY -____- But today was a pretty chill day at school, but afterschool I had tennis with the coolest team. I almost peed my pants again just talking and fooling around. And then the stuff.. straight heartattacks
"I'm going to pee my pants"
LOLOL afterschool Sam, Jessica and I started talking about the most random things. When it was just Sam and I at the end, we kept laughing at ridiculous names, then we started laughing cause I was about to pee my pants.
Frank Ocean, just take me away for the nighttt
All relationships go through shit, real relationships get through shit.– (via mdre)
Naughty By Nature and the killa beeeees
I would never let my kid drop out of school
I don’t know why, but recently I’ve been hearing about a bunch of people I know dropping out of school. “I’m too lazy”,”I’m too smart for this stuff”, “It’s a waste of my time” -____________- I know this asian kid that dropped out in the beginning of sophomore year and thinks he is smart enough to be guarenteed medical school...
pretended to be a crackhead with @wondersthoughtsideas and @derpdyderp in chem class with smarties omfg LOL “SNORT IT” broke a bajillion pencils with Kevin and tried to get other people to use them for MCAS XD graduated from physical therapy! Naoto :( I’ll miss you wrestling banquet haha good times, coaches got me flowers :) wrestled in the field heh “I’m going...
mdre: Cause’ sometimes, all you end up really doing is nothing. You don’t know what’s right or wrong. You don’t know what you want. You just hate the fact that everything is happening because you’re letting it happen.
I’m ecstatic that I won’t have to see your face for most of this week. You are a straight up pig. You have no respect for yourself and no respect for girls. There isn’t a moment when you’re not trying to hit on someone. Learn to talk to a woman’s face and not her body. “Oh you’re taking off your scarf? Keep going, strip strip for me” “I have...
beee-cheng: If I aint got you- The Voice This was utterly amazing.
traacyface: iamnotashley: fictionisthefact: kazumii: imactuallybatman: where-s0ul-meets-body: ……..what. no one is ever going to makeout with you oh holy fucking shit what I saw this ep today and it’s as gross as it sounds. that is so disgusting..
seriously, these things don’t add up like that just get you and your antics out of my life
Today was my first time helping out with the Red Cross Blood Drive, but it was nice (: Haha we got to pass out snacks and help donors drink juice LOL. I was pretty much there for the whole day! But it was cool to meet some new people and see some old alumni :D I wish I could donate but for my height I basically need to gain about 28 lbs lol :( those requirements are crazy.. Overall it was just a...
Moments like these, sometimes I can’t help but feel so selfish. Whenever I have to pack up to go from my mom’s house to my dad’s house, I feel selfish. Sometimes I wish that my parents were together somehow so that I wouldn’t have to switch between two different lives. I just want to be able to celebrate an occasion with both of them there at the same time and same place....
clear-cut diamonds with a nice finish can’t even compare to the wind, like the wind can’t compare to us
Don’t expect anything
A real quarter pounder
quarter pound of bread— about 3 loaves of bread quarter pound of cheese quarter pound of meat quarter pound of lettuce quarter pound of sauces quarter pound of tomatos
I swear my english class is hilarious, @wondersthoughtsideas, knows! Today we were reading more of Othello in class today! LOLOL: Ms. Shawver “IT’S PEOPLE HAVING SEX” Osmar “SEX IS NASTY” LMFAO the whole class just went into hysterics others “Why do they hate on the black guy?” Lance “Trey, you’re the product of sex, horse child!”...
I'm chinese and I don't eat babies
M: I wonder what it would be like if you were chinese and couldn't get your favorite homemade pho?
H: Since I'm chinese, I guess I'd eat babies
H: WELL CAUSE YOU KNOW CHINESE PEOPLE EAT BABIES
<3 <3 <3 “MURHERHERHER” Lmfao, <3 I fcking hate you. (:
Calvin & Hobbes: 26 Years Later
sherlocked-inside-the-tardis: wwwanderlust: erkerk: Wow.
Who goes to cementaries to curse the living and stomp on the dead? We went to go pay our respect by doing the traditional chinese rituals. Everything was easy-going, but then there is you. You’re 20 years old now and praying the dead will arise and burn your extended family. Wtf, and you go around purposely stepping on the heads of graves, talking about how we should just light the ground on...
unknown-one: She was like the moon, her life casted by a shadow — part of her was always hidden.
H: you never tell me when you poop
A: okay, next time i'll tell you
A: is this some poop bond?
Today I watched this horror movie and it was creepy as hell. It was about how this entity thing haunted a children’s hospital and stuff like that. There were some suspenseful scenes so I was wicked focused then someone upstairs would sneeze so I jump LOL. But the girl in the end looked horrific, her face muscles were stressed so bad. No, the movie doesn’t end when the credits roll.. I...
Ahaha today was so funny. In English class we were reading Othello and we came across the line “beast with two backs”. LMFAO at my teacher trying to explain to us that it meant the characters were having sex. And then about 5 minutes later all you hear is, “huh? OHHHH.” -“OHHHHHH” -“WOAH” x30 And I swear my history teacher has a tanning obsession....
Air it out or let it eat you up inside and make you regret it later